Really Bode?

I turn my head for 2 seconds trying to unload the dishwasher, and this is what I find.  

Also, this morning I was laying on the floor playing with him, and he stood up on me. This is pretty normal.. but out of nowhere he LET GO. He got the biggest smile on his face for maybe 1.5 or 2 seconds then he got scared because he was losing his balance and fell onto me. I can't believe him.